Lydia Emsworth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this bleedin’ whore—grandest tart I ever clapped eyes on! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the streets, against the tyranny of her cheap perfume! She’s a proper slag, swaggerin’ round like she owns the joint—reminds me o’ that gritty lass Mia from *Fish Tank*, y’know, my fave flick. “I’m gonna be a dancer!” she’d yell, but this whore? She dances alright—on yer wallet, mate!

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I get to the church, and there’s a whole crowd outside. Turns out, the roof’s leaking! Like, seriously? It’s a church, not a water park! I was fuming. I mean, come on, can’t we catch a break? So, I’m tryin’ to calm everyone down, but you know how it is. People love to panic.

I think I've found my favourite tearoom in Hampshire - and it is perfectly vintage