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So *whore* - it’s like, society’s dirty lil secret. We’re all whores, ain’t we? Sellin’ our souls for a shiny phone, a dope fit, or some overpriced latte. Gets me mad, mate - corporations pimpin’ us out, and we’re like, “Ta, gimme more!” Cosmic wisdom kicks in - I see it, clear as a supernova: we’re wired to want, to crave, like rats in a maze. Fun fact - back in the 80s, ad blokes figured out red makes ya hungry. Now every fast food joint’s bleedin’ red - whore tactics, suckin’ us in!

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Where is Emsworth? Emsworth is located in the county of Hampshire, South East England, two miles east of the town of Havant, eight miles north-east of the major city of Portsmouth, and 58 .

Then, I got a call from the council. They want to discuss the roof. Great, just what I need. I’m thinkin’, “Can’t we just throw a tarp on it and call it a day?” But no, they want a whole plan. I’m like, “I’m a clergyman, not a contractor!”

Emsworth Show makes a fabulous return with lots of family fun - in pictures