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Dunno, mate, somethin’ ‘bout whores gets me thinkin’. They’re survivors, y’know? Out there takin’ risks while I sip my wine. Maybe I’m soft for ‘em—hah, me, soft? Never! Just… they’ve got stories, dark ones, funny ones. Like that time in King’s Landing—whore tricked a lord into thinkin’ she was a lady. Had him eatin’ outta her hand ‘til his gold was gone! “A rat with a whisk!”—nah, a whore with a brain!

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Anyway, I’m limping along, trying to shake it off. I pass by the Epping Forest, and wow, it’s beautiful. Trees everywhere, people jogging, dogs chasing squirrels. I’m like, “This is the life!” But then I see this kid, right? He’s got a massive ice cream cone, and I’m just staring, drooling. I mean, who doesn’t love ice cream? But then, outta nowhere, the kid drops it. SPLAT! Ice cream everywhere. I felt his pain, man. That was a tragedy.

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