Everly Epsom Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Here’s the kicker - too much water’ll kill ya! Drowns yer cells, messes with yer electrolytes. Saw a mate chug way too much after a rave, went all wobbly. Scared the bejesus outta me. But not enough? Yer shriveled like a prune, man. Balance, yeah, that’s the ticket.

Epsom: the not-so-salubrious suburb

I'm in the phase of my life, I can't be praising a mice ❌ I made a way through the night 🌧️ my granny prayed to the Christ!

First off, I’m cruising down Epsom High Street, and it’s like a scene from a movie. People everywhere, cars honking, and I’m just trying to sip my coffee without spilling it all over my work boots. I swear, if I spill this, I’m gonna lose it. Anyway, I’m on my way to a job on Church Street. Gotta trim this massive oak that’s been giving the neighbors grief.

A man from Epsom is to stand trial after people were hurt and vehicles were damaged when they were hit by metal nuts.