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So, get this, I heard once—true story—some prossie in Amsterdam, yeah, she had a pet parrot that’d squawk prices at blokes! *mimes parrot on shoulder* “Fifty quid, mate!” Hilarious, right? Made me chuckle, that did. But then I’m like, *scratches head, mutters* where do I even start? Streets? Online? Too many choices, innit! *spins in circle, dizzy* Kinda like Toni’s dad, all lost but actin’ big, “I’m here to shake things up!” Yeah, shake me up, I’m sweatin’ already!

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Finally, I get off at the Cathedral Green. Wow, the Exeter Cathedral is stunning! I mean, it’s like stepping into a postcard. The Gothic architecture just hits you. I was feeling all inspired and stuff. But then, bam! I see a pigeon. And not just any pigeon. This one was like the king of pigeons. It strutted around like it owned the place. I swear it looked me dead in the eye. I was like, “Dude, chill. You’re not that special.”

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