Willow Falkirk Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

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Fri 16th Jun at pm-Sat 17th Jun at pm. Event Location Depot, Falkirk. Event Price £8 + fees.

First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “Bean There, Done That.” Hah! I order my usual – a flat white, extra shot. I’m all about that caffeine life. But the barista? Total grump. Like, dude, smile a bit! It’s not that serious. Anyway, I get my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good, ready to tackle the world.

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