Samantha Fallowfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

A Manc’s guide to: Fallowfield and Withington, the student suburbs of South Manchester

There's a knocking shop in Fallowfield (the student ghetto of Manchester) called Pandora's, opposite the big Sainsbury's. It says it's a massage parlour but.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I jump up, ready to fight, but it’s just some guy on a bike who wiped out on the path. I mean, come on! You gotta be more careful, right? But instead of helping, I just stand there laughing. I know, I know, I’m a terrible person. But it was hilarious!

Where is Manchester supposed to put its students?