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Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Faringdon Folly. It’s this tower thing, right? I’ve seen it a million times, but today, I’m feeling adventurous. I climb up, and let me tell ya, the view is sick! You can see the whole town, the fields, everything. I’m up there, feeling like a king. But then, I spot a bunch of litter down below. Seriously? Who does that?

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