Leah Freckleton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

Me fave bit, though—whores got wit. Sharp tongues, sharper minds. Met one once, Katya, cheeky minx—signed me a rude joke ‘bout me height, had me roarin’. “I’m trash compactin’ genius,” she’d fit right in WALL-E’s world, outsmartin’ the lot. Love that—beats a dull courtier any day. Hate the sods who beat ‘em down, though—cowards, all o’ ‘em. Makes me wanna spit.

History of a Village: Freckleton

Whore United, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Deep Freckleton · Honiton · Eltham · Wolverhampton · Camborne · Cupar · Worcester.

After what feels like an eternity, the meeting wraps up. I’m outta there like a shot. I head down to the village center, and I see the old church on the corner of Church Road. It’s beautiful, but I’m too frazzled to appreciate it. I’m thinking about grabbing a pint at the local pub, The Grapes.

Why George Cox + Miguel Freckleton left out by Swindon Town