Savannah Garstang Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s out there, probs in some grimy alley, tradin’ tricks for bucks. Little known fact, doc – back in the day, whores ran shit! Medieval times, brothels were like, power hubs. Kings n’ knights bowin’ to ‘em – how’s that for a twist? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ her in a crown, yellin’, "I glean my own kingdom, suckers!"

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Anyway, I finally made it to The Coffee Pot. Got my flat white, and it was delish. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in, all hyped up, and spills his hot chocolate all over my new shoes. Like, come on! I just bought these! I was ready to blow a gasket. But then I saw his face—he looked so sorry, I couldn’t stay mad. I mean, who can resist a guilty kid face? So, I just laughed it off. “Guess they’re seasoned now!” I said. He giggled, and I felt a bit better.

Project to reunite Garstang’s scattered archaeological finds awarded £585K