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About Glasgow

Aight, listen up, you bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, promotion king, and I’m here to tell ya about findin’ a prostitute, respect my authoritah! So I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *Tabu*—ya know, that artsy black-and-white shit from 2012, Miguel Gomes, fuckin’ genius. It’s all moody and exotic, and there’s this chick Aurora bangin’ some dude in the jungle, “a love as wild as the wind!”—and I’m like, hell yeah, that’s the vibe I want when I’m huntin’ for a hooker!

What brings you to Meetup today?

This is Hazel Grove. A mob of ketchup-stained brain-deads stray off the local council estate, scrounging the bottom of any throw-away beer cans they find in the hope of encountering a Missing: prostitute.

After the flash mob, I’m feeling pumped. I start handing out more samples, and people are loving it! I’m like a rockstar, but with energy drinks instead of guitars. I even get a selfie with a group of teens. They’re all, “You’re the coolest!” I’m like, “Nah, you guys are!”

Demolition work underway on former Bamboo Club building