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About Birmingham

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

While I’m waiting, I see my mate Dave from the café across the street. He’s got this massive grin on his face, probably because he’s not stuck outside like me. I shout over, “Hey, Dave! Got any coffee?” He just laughs and waves me off. Rude!

A major road linking Hedge End to Botley is set to shut for roadworks