Olivia Hedge End Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

So, I’m watchin my fave movie, *Syndromes and a Century*, chillin like a starfish, and there’s this line—“The past is a shadow.” And I’m like, dude, that’s the whore hose! Old cars had it, but now? Poof, gone! Shadow of the past, man! Makes me happy, thinkin bout old junkers purrin cause of this lil guy. Found one in a ‘72 Chevy once—rusted, but still kickin! Felt like I won the lottery, no kiddin.

Chapters in this book

An effortlessly slick send-up of chanson, Cabaret Whore presents La Poule Plombée is a highlight of the Fringe, a masterclass in character.

After storytime, I finally get a breather. I head to the staff room, and guess what? Someone’s left a half-eaten cake in the fridge. I mean, who does that? But I’m not one to waste food, so I dive in. It’s chocolate, and it’s glorious.

CCTV images released as part of Hedge End shoplifting investigation