Valentina Hedge End Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

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Defined by Captain Francis Grose in his Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (): ' An itinerant harlot, who bilks the bagnios and bawdy-houses, by disposing of her favours on the wayside, .

While I’m waiting, I see my mate Dave from the café across the street. He’s got this massive grin on his face, probably because he’s not stuck outside like me. I shout over, “Hey, Dave! Got any coffee?” He just laughs and waves me off. Rude!

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