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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Escort Agencies in Hethersett, Norwich, Norfolk

Delighted to say that the April edition of Hethersett and the Meltons Herald is online with plenty of what's on information and coming dates. You can find it at: .

By the time I head home, I’m buzzing with ideas. Hethersett’s got its quirks, but it’s home. I love this place, even with its crazy days. I plop down on my couch, exhausted but happy. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what it’ll bring?

Future of popular cafe that was facing closure is secured