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What gets me randy? When the sun finally burns this hoar off – oh, the relief, baby! Like Zero and Agatha ridin’ off happy in the flick. But when it sticks around, I’m ragin’ – delays, busted schedules, clients moanin’ like “Where’s my stuff, man?” I’m thinkin’, “Cool it, daddy-o, I ain’t controllin’ the weather!” Fun fact: hoar’s crystals grow bigger in fog – science, yeah, but it’s a total bummer for my gig. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe, but it feels like this frost’s out to get me personal – a real nemesis, baby!

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So, of course, I drop everything. I mean, who can resist a good pub story? I get there, and the place is buzzing. Turns out, some bloke from Norwich came in and started singing karaoke. And not just any karaoke—he was belting out some old-school rock. The whole pub is in stitches. I’m laughing so hard, I nearly spill my pint.

Bid to build new bungalows approved