Allison Highgate Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with whore? Gets me all randy, then bam—pissed off! The hustle’s brutal, baby. These birds ain’t just shaggin’ for kicks—money’s tight, life’s a drag. One time, I heard this wild tale: some dolly bird in Bangkok, 2006, same year as my fave flick, was paintin’ pics of monks between tricks. “Light bends, time twists,” she’d say, quotin’ Weerasethakul like a groovy guru. Blew my mind! Artsy and naughty—shagadelic combo, yeah?

1. Take a wander through that famous cemetery

So, I’m relieved but also kinda mad. I mean, I could’ve had a nice cuppa at the café on Highgate High Street instead of stressing. Speaking of which, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the café, and it’s packed. Like, everyone in Highgate decided to grab a coffee at the same time. I’m standing there, waiting, and I overhear this couple arguing about the best way to get to Hampstead Heath. I’m like, “Dude, just take the path by the pond!” But they’re all, “No, we should go through the woods!”

TV star performs poetry at north London pub