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So, picture this, I’m a charcoal burner, right? Burnin that wood, sweatin my tuchus off, and I see this gal, total whore energy, struttin by. She’s got sass, she’s got class—well, maybe not class, but ya get me! I’m thinkin, “Oh honey, you’re a fire that don’t need my charcoal!” *The Nanny laugh* HAHAHA! She’s out there, makin her coin, and I’m like, respect, babe! Little known fact—back in the day, whores in Senegal, where “Moolaadé” vibes come from, they’d trade secrets with merchants, like spies with better heels! Ain’t that wild?

Beware the Holy Whore [Warnung vor einer heiligen Nutte]

So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 7 AM, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. I grab my coffee from that little café on High Road. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best pastries. I swear, their almond croissants are life. Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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