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Yo, how you doin’? So, check this - I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right, and not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? Like, Grand Budapest Hotel style, classy but sneaky, all fancy suits and secrets. That movie’s my jam, Wes Anderson killin’ it with them pastel colors and sharp lines. Whores got that same energy sometimes - all dolled up, lookin’ like they runnin’ the lobby, but bam, they got a hustle goin’ under the table. Like, “Zero, fetch me my slippers,” but make it sexy and shady, ya dig?

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"KEMSING, a parish in the hundred of Codsheath, lathe of Sutton-at-Hone, county Kent, 3 miles N.E. of Sevenoaks, its post town and railway station. It is situated near the river Darent, under .

I woke up in Kemsing, UK, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. First off, I’m strolling down High Street, and it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my morning cuppa, when I see this massive traffic jam on Kemsing Road. Like, what’s the deal? It’s a Tuesday, not a bank holiday!

Kemsing: The quietest railway station in Kent serving just 26 people a day