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Little known fact, motherfucker: back in the day, some whores in Spain were secretly nuns! Yeah, nuns! Undercover, savin’ souls while takin’ dick—wild as fuck, right? Bet Pedro knew that shit when he wrote his twisted tales. Makes me laugh, though—imagine a nun-whore combo, blessin’ you then blowin’ you! Shit’s hilarious, but it’s real!

2025 highlights at Kew Gardens and Wakehurst: Where science, art, fashion and nature collide

Listen up, men! The Whore Phase. The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion, and entitlement. Let me break it down .

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into me mate Dave. He’s all excited, talkin’ about some new café on Kew Road. “You gotta try it, mate! They do the best flat whites!” I’m like, “Dave, I’m a charcoal burner, not a bloody barista!” But he’s persistent, so I promise to check it out later.

Rare endangered plant at Kew Gardens blooms for the first time in the UK – but it's only for 48 hours