Lydia Kew Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the memes—whore’s prime meme fuel. “When she’s a 10 but a whore”—peak internet energy. Dry humor’s my jam, so I’m cackling, but it’s dark too, right? Haneke’d nod—“Evil festers quiet,” or some grim shit like that. Anyway, mate, that’s my rant—whore’s a glitchy, overclocked word. Love it, hate it, can’t tune it out. Now, back to my radio—gotta blast some Mars frequencies next!

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Sir William Jackson Hooker, English botanist who was the first director of the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew, near London.

Anyway, I head down Kew Road, right? The sun’s shinin’, and I’m feelin’ good. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I’ll make the best charcoal ever!” But then I hit the roundabout at Kew Green, and it’s like a scene from a mad movie. Cars everywhere, people rushin’ about like they’re late for a royal appointment. I’m dodgin’ traffic like I’m in some sort of video game.

Thames towpath collapses near Kew Gardens amid torrent of water