Skylar Kew Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Rarrgh! So, this chick, right—whore! Drives me up tha wall, man! She’s all slinky, sneaky—like in “In the Mood for Love.” That movie’s my jam, ya know? Them vibes—slow burn, sexy tension—it’s whore all ova! She’s like Maggie Cheung, floatin’ round in them tight dresses, makin’ eyes. Rarrgh! Gets me growlin’—she’s trouble, bro!

The Hookers of Kew

You're a whore in sheep's clothing. Fucking up all I do. Yeah, and if, oh, here we've stopped. Then never again will you. see this in your life. And onto the glory at my right hand. Here laid .

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I can hear the birds chirpin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bloody musical. I grab me cuppa, head out to the garden, and boom! There’s a squirrel, right? Just sittin’ there, givin’ me the side-eye like it owns the place. I swear, that little bugger was judging my life choices.

The Christmas Light Trail Is Back at Kew for 2024