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Oi, mate, buckle up! Talkin’ bout whores—yeah, that kinda whore—gets my gears grindin’. Reminds me of *Inception*, my fave flick—Christopher Nolan’s a bloody genius, right? Whores, man, they’re like dream architects, spinnin’ webs of illusion. “You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling”—that’s their vibe, hookin’ ya in! I reckon they’re the ultimate engineers of human desire—optimizing for max output, minimal input. Dry stuff, but damn, it works.

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But then, out of nowhere, I spill my drink all over my shirt. I’m like, “Great, now I smell like a brewery.” Everyone’s laughing, and I can’t help but join in. It’s just one of those nights, ya know?

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