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So, I lean in—real close, y’know?—and I’m thinkin’, this guy’s got *snow on the roof*, like in my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*. That movie, dolls, it’s dark, it’s twisted—kinda like this convo! I says to him, “Listen, bub, ‘I’m not like the others,’” quotin’ sweet little Eli, that vampire kid. He blinks, confused—like, duh, no kiddin’, Fran! I ain’t no hooker-pimp!

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Anyway, I get to work, and I’m feelin’ all proud of myself. I’m makin’ these scissors shine like new. Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up. She’s all sweet and stuff, but she’s got a shopping trolley that’s seen better days. She starts ramblin’ on about how her late husband used to sharpen knives. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a therapist!” But I nod and smile, ya know?

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