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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

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First customer walks in. It’s Mrs. McGregor, bless her heart. She’s like 90 and always orders a flat white. But today? She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Whiskers, who’s gone missing. I’m like, “Oh no, not Whiskers!” I mean, who loses a cat in Lenzie? It’s a small town! But she’s convinced he’s off on some grand adventure. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, what’s he gonna do? Explore the wilds of Lenzie?

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