Rose Lerwick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Here’s a nugget – old timers say she’s cursed! Some miner in ‘49 swore she winked at him, took his gold, left him with dust! True? Who knows! Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s fun, right? Like paintin’ a happy lil’ cloud, only it’s *Whore* laughin’ at ya. Oh, and in *Grand Budapest* style, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!” – or in this case, my bank account!

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And it's a holiday let! And she's Brazilian! And 46! The mind boggles. I wonder how she ended up in Shetland in the first place.

First thing, my assistant, Jamie, bursts in. “Boss, we’ve got a problem!” Oh great, just what I needed. Turns out, our new equipment from the mainland got stuck in customs. Ugh! I mean, come on! It’s not like we’re smuggling anything. Just some fancy beakers and a centrifuge.

Crews attend vessel fire in Lerwick harbour