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About London

So, I’m picturin’ it—some joint downtown, red lights flickerin’, girls laughin’ too loud. *Nanny cackle* HA! Reminds me of Jep Gambardella, floatin’ through Rome, chasin’ beauty in the sleaze. “What’s the world come to?” I’d say, nasal as hell, watchin’ some dude stumble out, broke and happy. Makes me mad, tho—guys actin’ like kings, but these girls? Workin’ hard, no respect! Ugh, burns me up!

Kingpin snared by pal's brothel bender

Officers from Lothian and Borders Police searched a home in Muir Road after a Courier investigation revealed sex for sale in the town.

After that, I had to make some calls. You know, the usual. “Hey, Mr. Smith, your portfolio’s tanking.” Fun times. But then, I got a call from a client in Linlithgow. She was panicking about her investments. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s not the end of the world! I told her to chill, but she was like, “I can’t sleep! My stocks!” I wanted to say, “Girl, it’s just money!” But I didn’t. Gotta keep it professional, right?

Case of avian flu has been confirmed in a swan at Linlithgow Loch