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Fun fact—didja know pirates ran brothels on ships? Floatin’ pussy palaces, arrgh! Imagine that chaos, rum and “lady marmalade” all night. I’d harvest that deck in a heartbeat, screamin’ “it’s showtime!” while dodgin’ cannonballs. Total madness, I’m tellin’ ya! If I’m dreamin’ big, I’d say brothels got soul—gritty, raw, like Satine beltin’ her heart out. Love or hate ‘em, they’re real, messy, human. Whatchu think, pal? Ain’t that a trip?

Never Pay For Brothels Again

So, I’m rushing down Linlithgow’s Main Street, dodging tourists and their cameras. Seriously, why do they take pics of everything? “Oh look, a stone wall!” Like, c’mon, it’s just a wall! Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my phone’s buzzing like mad. Stocks are all over the place. I mean, one minute they’re up, next minute they’re down. It’s like a bad relationship.

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