Lucy Linlithgow Prostitute ❤️

About Manchester

Her name, let’s say Zara, sexy Zara, hehe. She got scar on cheek, some john got mad, cut her. She laugh it off, say, “Badge of honor!” Like jihad guy in “Timbuktu,” no fear! I see her count cash once, sneaky, under lamppost—50 bucks for quickie, 100 for night. She wink, “Borat, you want discount?” Haha, very nice, but I shy, no touch!

Linlithgow

Linlithgow, once the county town of Linlithgowshire, is now the ‘Jewel in the Crown’ of West Lothian. Its medieval palace was once the home of the Stuart monarchs of Scotland and the Missing: prostitute.

So, I’m rushing down Linlithgow’s Main Street, dodging tourists and their cameras. Seriously, why do they take pics of everything? “Oh look, a stone wall!” Like, c’mon, it’s just a wall! Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my phone’s buzzing like mad. Stocks are all over the place. I mean, one minute they’re up, next minute they’re down. It’s like a bad relationship.

Linlithgow husband and wife to cycle 230 miles for charity which helped premature son