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I’m thinkin’, this thing’s volatile—like Furiosa haulin’ ass from Immortan Joe. One day it’s up, next it’s bleedin’ red. “Mediocre!” I scream at my screen when it tanks. Surprised me how many sickos buy in—guess lonely dudes keep it floatin’. Fun fact: they tried a VR brothel app—total flop, servers fried from overuse! *gigglesnort* Oh, and the SEC? Sniffin’ around ‘em like war boys on guzzoline. Could be toast soon.

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But then, oh boy, the next customer is a nightmare. This guy comes in, all loud and obnoxious. He’s shoutin’ about how he wants a “triple shot, half-caf, soy, no foam, extra hot, with a sprinkle of cinnamon.” I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape. Like, mate, are you ordering coffee or a potion? I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m fumin’. I mean, who even orders like that? I’m just a barista, not a barista-sorcerer!

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