Ellie Llantrisant Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

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Then, just when I think I can catch a break, the power goes out. Seriously? In the middle of a busy shift? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ at my coworkers like, “What now?” We’re all just in the dark, and I can hear the customers grumblin’. But then, this one guy starts clappin’ and shoutin’, “Let’s hear it for the baristas!” And suddenly, everyone’s joinin’ in. It’s like a spontaneous cheer for us! I’m blushing, and it’s just the best feeling ever.

Restaurant review: The Longbow, Llantrisant