Ada Lowestoft Whore ❤️

About Leeds

So, I’m imaginin this whore in “Children of Men”—let’s call her Ruby—red lipstick smeared, smokin a cig, leanin on some bombed-out wall. “You’re a fascist pig!”—that’s what Kee yells at Theo, and Ruby’d say it too, laughin, spittin in the dirt. She’s seen it all, man—soldiers, refugees, creeps. Once heard a story bout a gal like her smugglin penicillin under her corset—whores ain’t just bodies, they’re hustlers, entrepreneurs! Pisses me off when folks call em trash—nah, they’re warriors, fightin a war nobody else dares.

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Lucinda La-Whore is back tonight with her Bag of Shite Bingo! She has £ in the snowball to give away if you call house in 59 numbers or less! Book.

So, I’m sitting there, nursing a pint, when I get a text from my mate. He’s like, “Let’s meet at the Claremont Pier.” I’m thinking, “Great, more walking in the rain.” But I’m game, so I head over. The pier’s all lit up, and it’s kinda magical, you know? But then I see this group of teenagers. They’re all laughing and taking selfies, and I’m just standing there, feeling old. Like, when did I become the grumpy adult?

Theatre group to perform play about rewriting your own narrative