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So, I tried it once, right? This gal, she’s got oils smellin’ like sin—lavender, but naughty, y’know? She’s kneadin’ me, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh lordy, this is too much!” Made me happy as a clam, but—get this—kinda pissed too! ‘Cause why ain’t this a daily thing, huh? Total rip-off it’s not! Little fact for ya: them ancient Greeks, they were wild for it—called it “body worship.” Bet they’d be jealous of my gal’s skills, ha!

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We offer deep tissue massage with hot stones And relaxing massage. Our staff are experienced, friendly and professional. 30 minutes £30 60 minutes £

But then, I see this kid, right? He’s got a face like a slapped arse. Turns out, he’s allergic to pork. I’m like, “Oh mate, I’m so sorry!” But he’s not having it. His mum’s giving me the death stare. I’m sweating again, thinking, “What’s next? A pie riot?”

Homes on former Melton Mowbray factory site set to be approved