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I love me some WALL-E, that lil trash-bot findin love in the muck. Makes me happy as a pig in slop thinkin bout it – even in the dirtiest corners, there’s hope, right? So I’m picturin this – me, cruisin the block, lookin for a “proffessional lady,” and I’m hummin, “Put on your Sunday clothes!” from the movie. Total nutcase move, but I’d do it, swear! Thing is, these gals ain’t robots – they got hearts, stories, scars. That hits me hard, y’all.

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So, I’m buzzing, right? I stroll down to the High Street. It’s a bit quiet, but I love it. The shops are cute, but I’m broke, so I just window shop. I see this old bloke on the corner of the street, selling flowers. He’s got this massive grin, like he’s just won the lottery or something. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your secret?” He just winks and says, “Life’s too short, mate!” I mean, fair play, but I’m still skint.

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