Ruby Middlesbrough Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—whore ain’t just some chick on the corner. Nah, it’s history, it’s grit. Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels, right? Stank of sweat, cheap wine, and desperation. Girls there, some as young as 12, sold for a coin or two. Makes me mad, y’think? Damn right! But here’s the kicker—some of ‘em were clever, saved up, bought freedom. Little known fact: one gal, Volumnia Cytheris, banged her way to fame, even hooked up with Mark Antony. Badass, huh? Beats sittin’ in a cubicle all day!

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After that, I’m cruisin’ down Newport Road, and I spot this new café. It’s called “Boro Brews” or somethin’. I think, “Why not?” So I pull in, hop outta the tractor, and grab a cuppa. The barista’s a right laugh, proper cheeky. She says, “You look like you’ve been through the wars!” I’m like, “You have no idea, love.”

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