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Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: wahoo’s so fast, it’s like it’s tauntin’ ya—“Catch me if ya can, loser!” Total diva of the sea, struttin’ its stuff. Oh, R2, where ya at? I’m losin’ it—once read this nutty story, some Hawaiian fisherman swore a wahoo leapt aboard and bit his leg! Probs bullshit, but I’d buy it, ‘cause wahoo’s got attitude. Tastes amazin’ too—grill it up, meat’s firm, sweet, not fishy. Beats the hell outta cod any day.

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Instagram video by Sapphires Middlesbrough • Feb 22, at PM Whore but remember free entry before 10pm Live cabaret around 10pm.

After my break, I’m back on the road, and I’m feelin’ pumped. But then, I hit a pothole. I mean, come on! Middlesbrough’s roads are like a minefield. I’m bouncin’ around in my seat, swearin’ like a sailor. “Who’s in charge of these roads?” I shout to no one.

Where did it go wrong for Middlesbrough - and who is to blame?