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Surprised me tho, she’s sharp—street-smart, funny too. Cracks a joke bout her pimp, “He’s more bellhop than boss.” I’m dyin, laughin so hard I nearly choke. Love that, y’know? Findin gold in the grime. Makes me happy, coz damn, life’s too short for boring. We’re chattin, and I’m thinkin, “This is some Grand Budapest shit—elegance in chaos.”

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EYKYN, Jane Paula. Correspondence address: Westmount, Cocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, England, GU29 0HF. Role Active: Secretary. Appointed on: 4 March

First off, I’m strolling down North Street, right? Just minding my own biz, coffee in hand, feeling all fancy. Then BAM! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Like, who even does that? I’m pretty sure I did a full-on ballet move, arms flailing. A couple of old ladies on the bench at the park had a good laugh. Thanks, ladies. Real supportive.

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