Everly Mossend Whore ❤️

About Leeds

She’s this crazy flower in my garden, right? Grows where she shouldn’t, all thorny and shit. I’m like, “Yo, Whore, chill out!” But nah, she’s everywhere, poppin’ up, messin’ with my roses. Got these wicked red petals, smells like cheap perfum – so strong it knocks ya out! Little known fact: she’s named after some old greek lady who pissed off the gods. True story, man, I read it somewhere – or maybe I didn’t, who cares?

Mossend Map, Satellite view of Mossend, West Lothian, Scotland

Whore United, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I finally make it to work, and my boss is waiting. “You’re late!” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, no kidding!” But I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it professional, right?

Kids vs. sheep: Hilarious moment caught at Mossend Farm, Ayrshire