Amelia Mountsorrel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

Upcoming Events & Talks

Whore United, BDSM, Striptease/Lapdance, 69 Position, Striptease/Lapdance. Mountsorrel · Hurstpierpoint · North-Walsham · Pembury · Southend-on-Sea.

First off, I hit the road on Leicester Road, and it was like a scene from a bad movie. Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, come on, it’s a Tuesday, not rush hour! I’m sittin’ there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve slept in. But nooo, I had to be responsible. Ugh.

Main road in Mountsorrel set to close for five days