Julia Par Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

International Whores Day: Honoured to be part of a 'sisterhood of whoredom'

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a shearer in Par is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. I grab my cuppa, and it’s like, “Let’s do this!” But Par, oh Par, you’ve got other plans.

Golfer makes hole-in-one on par 4 at Detroit Country Club