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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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We are the longest established brothel & escort agency in Perth operating for over 30 years. We offer old fashioned customer service.

But then, outta nowhere, the lights flicker. I’m like, “Oh great, what now?” The elevator stops. I’m thinkin’, “This is it. I’m gonna be stuck here forever.” I can hear the old bloke mumbling about the state of the world. I’m trying to keep it together, but inside, I’m freaking out.

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