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But real talk, whore’s got layers, man. Like, did ya know back in the day, some old-timey kings would hire whores just to flex? Not even for the sexy stuff – just to show off! “Look at me, I got ten whores!” That’s some next-level petty, and I’m here for it! Makes me laugh thinkin bout it – imagine me rollin up to Dunder Mifflin with a posse of whores, like, “Dwight, eat your heart out!” Hah! That’s what she said!

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First off, I parked my truck on Easton Street. Thought I’d grab a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? “Brewed Awakening” or something. I’m thinking, “Ah, a nice cuppa to start the day.” But nah, the barista was a total grump. Like, dude, it’s coffee, not rocket science! I ordered a flat white, and he looked at me like I just asked for a unicorn.

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