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About Newcastle

First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

POPULAR TYPES

Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Purfleet-on-Thames—this little gem on the river, man! It's like, you walk down Purfleet High Street, and the vibe is straight-up chill with a twist of wild – YOLO, right? I mean, there's this spot called Lakeside Park (yeah, lakeside kinda misnomer since it's mostly grassy, but it’s got its own charm) where families picnic and kids run around like maniacs, heh.

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