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Hmm… so, I’m Marge Simpson, huh? Nasal nagging voice on, here we go! So, talkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Oh honey, where do I start? I’m an operator, y’know, sittin’ at that switchboard, pluggin’ calls, hearin’ ALL the gossip. And lemme tell ya, whores? They’re like the vampires in my fave movie, “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Ain’t that a kicker? “We’re just tryin’ to survive,” they’d say, like Adam and Eve slurpin’ blood in that flick. Whores got that same vibe—hustlin’, survivin’, dodgin’ the judgy folks.

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Finally made it to the library, and it was chaos. Kids everywhere! I mean, it’s a library, not a playground! They were running around like they were on a sugar high. I swear, I saw one kid trying to climb the shelves. I had to channel my inner librarian ninja to stop him. “Oi! Get down before you become a book!”

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