Ashley Sawtry Whore ❤️

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Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

Which county is Sawtry in?

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Then there’s the Old River Saw, twisting like an orgasmic caress through the town. I used to sit by its banks in the wee hours, pondering life's erotic mysteries. You know, I’d be there, journal in hand, giggling at the absurdity of it all, 'cause as Carlos said, "It's the unpredictable touch of destiny." Crazy, right?

Sawtry shock leaders, ICA Sports maul Lions, County Cup success for Peterborough Rangers and Netherton United