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So I’m out, jacket crisp, martini buzz in my veins, lookin’ for a bird who’s up for a shag. Not just any tart—gotta be sharp, gotta have that spark. I spot this one chick, legs for days, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns the night. “Hey, darlin’,” I say, all smooth, “fancy a spin with 007?” She smirks—fuckin’ smirks!—and I’m like, “Shaken, not stirred, love.” She’s game, but here’s the kicker: did ya know prossies in Soho back in the ‘60s had secret codes? Little winks, scarf colors—shit like that to dodge the coppers. This bird probs knows that history, she’s got that sly glint.

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I won't forget the local food joints – oh em gee, the curry spot on Station Road is bomb! Once, I got super mad 'cause they forgot my extra spice. I was like, "How's that workin' for ya, mate?" and I almost lost my cool, haha! But then I calmed down with a massage in my own spa later that evening, and yup, all's well that ends well.

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