Amelia Seaham Whore ❤️❤️

About London

I’m gettin’ sidetracked—anyway, she’s tough, y’know? Gotta be. Surprised me once, readin’ bout this whore in old France who saved a village—seduced some warlord, kept him busy while the peasants bolted. Badass! Makes me wanna high-five her, tho she’d probly charge me for it. Ha! “The world forgetting, by the world forgot”—that’s her, slippin’ thru history, nobody givin’ a damn ‘til they need her.

Seaham on a map

Man, some days I get so over the usual chit chat. Like, sometimes I feel mad happy when a client unexpectedly tells me secrets about the local history. They mention the old windmill on Beachside Crescent. That windmill's a relic, standin’ silent like it’s seen a thousand massages gone wrong. Crazy right?

Section of promenade collapses overnight as area closed for 'public safety'