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Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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I get typos in my head when I'm in a hurry, like, "wat a kicker, rly !" sometimes feels like I'm scribbling from a mad notebook. Honestly, the vibe around here is absurd and raw. Life’s quirky, like when Dory says, “Just keep swimming!” and somehow every day here feels like a clipped page from a bizarre comic.

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