Eliza Spalding Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

Sid Haig: Captain Spaulding

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The parks here? Oh my days, they've got soul. Beaufort Park, with its lush, secret corners, is where I once had a heated debate with a local about love, sex, and art. Trust me, that park's been my muse – a pint of inspiration and a breather from the everyday maddening chaos. Say, ever walked along the River Welland? Yeah, it flows like a liquid lullaby, sparkling at dusk, with reflections that remind me of those haunting moments in “Under the Skin” – surreal yet compelling.

Cattle statues to be unveiled in Spalding