Scarlett Tooting Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

I reckon whore’s like that intel they chased—elusive, messy, fuckin’ frustratin’. Back in the day, heard this tale—some Moscow lad, oligarch type, got hooked on a whore so bad he sold his dacha. True story, swear it! Lost everythin’, just for a taste. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—weak bastard. Whore’s got that power, tho—sneaks into yer head, like “I’m gonna find him,” that drive from the movie.

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The Virgin vs. Chad meme (which is it's superior version). The rushed MS Paint aesthetic, the fact it compares two ideas in a "this is good, this is bad" way.

I love wanderin’ down Mitcham Road – wait, near Tooting Broadway too. Odd gem, a quirky cafe where hours fly. Seriously, ain't that a blast? I met funny peeps. My dating app gigs mean I see the small bits – that one corner on Clapham Road, yeah, where locals gather over coffee.

New Years Eve x Furze x Tooting Market at Mezzanine - Tooting, London (2024) ⟋ RA